terça-feira, 8 de setembro de 2009

Tempo de mudança

No Tempo de mudança de hoje vai haver parvoíce. Já que a vaca está com fôlego para continuar a dizer múuúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúú... vamos continuar com a música. Nas letras das músicas em inglês, façam o jogo de mudar mesmo quase todos os verbos para fuck (com a excepção de alguns para não tirar o sentido às frases que têm 2 verbos de seguida, como por exemplo, wanna see) ou para outro verbo que torne as coisas ridículas (não se esqueçam de conjugar o verbo no tempo em que ele estava originalmente). Façam esse exercício. E Façam exercício para não ficarem gordos como a vaca. Comecem a postar letras de músicas inteiras aqui. Aqui está o meu contributo:


Fuck it - Michael Jackson

They fucked him never fuck around here
Don't wanna fuck your face, you better fuck
The fire's in their eyes and their words fuck really clear
So fuck it, just fuck it

You better fuck, you better fuck what you can
Don't wanna fuck no blood, don't fuck a macho man
You wanna fuck tough, better fuck what you can
So fuck it, but you wanna fuck bad

Just fuck it, fuck it
No one wants to be fucked
Fuckin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just fuck it, fuck it
Just fuck it, fuck it
Just fuck it, fuck it
Just fuck it, fuck it

They're out to fuck you, better fuck while you can
Don't wanna fuck a boy, you wanna fuck a man
You wanna fuck alive, better fuck what you can
So fuck it, just fuck it

You want to fuck them that you're really not fucked
You're fuckin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll fuck you, then they fuck you, then they fuck you it's fair
So fuck it, but you wanna fuck bad

Just fuck it, fuck it
No one wants to be fucked
Fuckin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just fuck it, fuck it
No one wants to be fucked
Fuckin' hoy funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just fuck it, fuck it

Um comentário:

  1. Isto faz-me lembrar a musica mais asneirenta que conheço, protagonizada pelos Limp Bizkit, não são os verbos que estão modificados para fuck mas o Fred Durst tenta demonstrar que não é um "big deal" dizer fuck, é uma palavra normal que toda a sociedade usa e que se tornou uma "palavra proibida" digamos assim..
    ca vai:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water,
    Bring it on,
    Get the fuck up,
    Check, 1, 2
    Listen up, Listen up, Here we go,

    It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place,
    Everybody's judged by their fucked up face,
    Fucked up dreams, fucked up life,
    Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife,
    Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads,
    Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge,
    Fucked up job, with fucked up pay,
    Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day,
    Fucked up breast, fucked up lies,
    All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life

    Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

    Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck,
    Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up,
    Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth,
    Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out,

    Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex,
    Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest,
    We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do,
    Well fucked up me and a fucked up you

    (chorus)
    You wanna fuck me like an animal,
    You like to burn me on the inside,
    You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
    Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me,

    Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch,
    A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch,
    A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame,
    Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game,
    Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind,
    its all fucked up like a fucked up crime,
    If I say fuck two more times,
    Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme,


    Hey, everybody knows this song (x2)

    chorus

    (karate scream)

    listen up baby,

    You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also
    You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself,
    Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK
    Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish,

    Chorus


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIcnz5d-iZM&feature=related

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Comenta isto pá! Vamos a isso, quanto mais escreves mais estragas dedos!